Everybody knows that everything takes longer with a baby, but rather than creating delays with screaming or stinksplosions, mine seems to emit some sort of pheromone that attracts every old lady around to come and pinch his cheek and coo at him.

For this experiment you will require one sterilized standardized scientificized OWL.

I wrote and s00j recorded a new poem about the Sea Witch from the original Little Mermaid.

Nobody on TV ever has a C-section, and the babies playing newborns on TV are always huge by newborn standards.

I don't get how companies like Google make money by creating a browser and making it available for a free download.

The cookbook selection at my library is roughly broken down as follows: 10 generic books, 5 clone books, 15 Eastern European books, 15 Mediterranian books 50 baking/pastry/chocolate books, 10 veggie books, 5 protein-specific books, 20 holiday/party books and 1,000,000,005 Asian cuisine books.

I'm very disappointed in the fact that we don't have a "pics or it didn't happen" tag.

I am so mentally and emotionally exhausted right now I don't even want to deal with people, like at all.

Sure, I could have weekends off, but then I'd miss some quality daytime television that enriches my mind and spirit.

It's 1:30 am and I can't sleep so I'm looking up Fight Club things on Tumblr.